Curfew Comic Fan Gifts

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your wolverine is?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Suffering from Cooties?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)