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Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

Statue of Limitations.

Highland Hotel; NO bagpipes after 10 PM

'Daddy's still up - I can hear him unlocking the firearms cabinet.'

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

Stay home, Stay safe

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

Out too late? Call curfew beaters!

Statue of Limitations.

'I told you to be home by midnight.'

"Well, I guess I'd better be going."

"Son, I think we should have another discussion aboout why your mother and I feel you should stay home on week nights."

'You just get my daughter home by 10 or we'll be taking a closer look at this contraption.'

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'