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'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Here we are."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'Time manager'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

To-Do List Chaos

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"There was a bee."

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

insecure frog

"I had a dream that my bones were being picked clean!..."

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

All work from home and no play makes Jack a dull boy

We will defeat pandemic. . .

Knight Light

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"