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"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'So who's smoking?'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

"Welcome to Sandy Beach. Everything prohibited."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

No shirt, no shoes, no service. No credit. No checks. No happy hour. No refills. No singing. No dancing. No talking. No kissing. No wagering. No arm-wrestling. No politics. No food. Enjoy! ! !

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is...you have to get out of your chairs!"

No Smoking in the Castle

Naughty Or Nice? Didn't You Read My Blog, 'Playing By The Rules Is For Dummies?'

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

Special Regulations.

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”