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one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

Drunk police officer

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'You must be new on the force.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

'Do you have any form of identification?'

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

'Merry Christmas.'

Statue of Limitations.

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

Out too late? Call curfew beaters!

"I was wondering what that knocking noise was."