Strict Curfew Enforcer Pillows

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Its your bedtime, Billy, come along quietly.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Drunk police officer

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

'You must be new on the force.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

"Got any I.D.?"

'Do you have any form of identification?'

'Merry Christmas.'

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

"Dad, I'm not a kid anymore. I don't take a simple 'no' for an answer."

"I was wondering what that knocking noise was."

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."