Teen With A Curfew Pillows

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

"Spin the Noodle"

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

'It's been rough at my house since my parents go on the same page about me.'

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

"It took me a long time to come up with an excuse for being late."

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

'Sorry, we can't stay longer, our babysitter won't let us stay out past midnight.'

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

'Daddy's still up - I can hear him unlocking the firearms cabinet.'