Festive Law Enforcer Prints

The day a lost immigration official stopped and asked for directions.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Seat Belt Law.

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

Drunk police officer

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

Boy caught by a policeman

"I've made a Christmas list of topics not to be discussed at the table."

Military Holidays Medals

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .

BipartiSanta.

'According to this, they're suing you for illegal entry and the theft of one mince pie and a glass of sherry.'

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

Easter chocolate

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

'You must be new on the force.'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

"Should old acquaintance be... Should old acquaintance be... Should old acquaintance be..."

'No wine, but tidings of great joy.'

One day a year, anything was possible.

santa claus megaphone.

'Do you have any form of identification?'

'Merry Christmas.'