Street Rule Enforcer Prints

'And no hitting above the belt.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Mom Umpires

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"