Curfew Commander Prints

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I'm so good at this!"

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Paper Trail

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

The art of fishing.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Pentagon

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Stadium usher of the month.

"I've got to be back by ten o 'clock. . . how come parents never remember being our age?"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Must... Remember...

"No, she likes me best!"

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

General/medals.

one final word. bring my daughter home at 11pm sharp or. . .