Calories Gifts

Looking for a fun way to celebrate your passion for food and calorie counting? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that playfully highlight your food enthusiasm. Perfect for those who adore culinary indulgence or are on a fitness journey with a lighter side, these products bring humor and personality to your daily routines.

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Sisyphus Sawyer

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'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!' mockup

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project." mockup

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

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Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans. mockup

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

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'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.' mockup

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author mockup

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear. mockup

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

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Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself. mockup

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea. mockup

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense' mockup

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

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"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?" mockup

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"Meet The Author"

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Producer, Director and Novelizer. mockup

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

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Ban on Free Speech

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"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes." mockup

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch." mockup

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

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Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock' mockup

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

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"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes." mockup

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

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"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

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Edgar Allen Poe

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'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?' mockup

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

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Thomas Mann.

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"Meet the author"

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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