Caloric Investigator Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for someone obsessed with calories and food science? Our collection features witty designs and quirky art perfect for those who love to analyze their intake or just have a good laugh about food! Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee or a fun print to hang in the kitchen, find the ideal gift that celebrates their creative curiosity and passion for healthy living.

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'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!' mockup

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients." mockup

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

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"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs." mockup

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

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Honest Vending

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All Natural Nothing

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water. mockup

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

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'Diet considerations.'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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Sisyphus Sawyer

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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction. mockup

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

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"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?" mockup

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

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"And what would you like to regret later?"

"And what would you like to regret later?" mockup

"And what would you like to regret later?"

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'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?' mockup

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

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'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!' mockup

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

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Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter. mockup

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

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"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry." mockup

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

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Secret Family Recipes

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"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience." mockup

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

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Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient. mockup

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

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"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me." mockup

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

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'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.' mockup

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

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Processed foods, unprocessed foods. mockup

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

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'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!' mockup

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

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"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

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