Caloric Explorer Gifts

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Before/After

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Cardiac day patients?"

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"We've gone glutton-free."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'If you feel guilty, I can put our high fat vanilla ice cream in one of our low fat cups.'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'