Calculation Conqueror Gifts

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Good Luck!

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'I am not a robot.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

A Learning Curve.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Final Exams Tip

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

GCSE's

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Computer Gamers.

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"