Calculation Conqueror Gifts

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Good Luck!

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

A Learning Curve.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

Final Exams Tip

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I am not a robot.'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

GCSE's

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Computer Gamers.

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'