Calculation Challenger Gifts

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Math Dreams

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

I love maths.

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"'I'm checking my answers."

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'Bananas...two ears...1.4 billion Chinese...you do the math!'

Watch Salesman

Accountant job

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'