Calculation Challenger Gifts

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

Math Dreams

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

I love maths.

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"'I'm checking my answers."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

'Bananas...two ears...1.4 billion Chinese...you do the math!'

'Calculus is my new Versace. I get a buzz from algorithms. What's going on with me, Raymond? I'm scared.'

Watch Salesman

Accountant job

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

"O'Malley, that's either just plain wrong. . . or it's the accounting breakthrough we've been hanging out for!"