Calamity Buffer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the calamity buffer—the person who manages chaos with humor and grace? Our collection offers witty t-shirts, mugs, pillows, and prints that resonate with their lighthearted approach to life's little disasters. Perfect for brightening their day and acknowledging their calm amidst the storm.

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'Before you start in officer would you mind getting me a glass of water?'

'Before you start in officer would you mind getting me a glass of water?' mockup

'Before you start in officer would you mind getting me a glass of water?'

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"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!" mockup

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

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'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.' mockup

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

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Santa CGI Effect

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Presidential surveillance ass!"

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'How was your holiday?'

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII mockup

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

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'Boy, look at his personal space!' mockup

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

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'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.' mockup

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

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"Ahoy!"

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'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...' mockup

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

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'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.' mockup

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

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'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!' mockup

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

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"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?" mockup

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

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"Wow, I did not see that coming." mockup

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

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'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!" mockup

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

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Planning Department.

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"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going." mockup

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

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The Vicar in Customs

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"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me." mockup

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

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'No ice for me thanks, I'm sick of ice everywhere..'

'No ice for me thanks, I'm sick of ice everywhere..' mockup

'No ice for me thanks, I'm sick of ice everywhere..'

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"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!" mockup

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

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"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche." mockup

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

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'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!' mockup

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

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"May I see your planning application?" mockup

"May I see your planning application?"

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A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own. mockup

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

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'Eureka may or may NOT be the most appropriate response, I think we need to set up a policy committee to consider developing a policy that encapsulates...'

'Eureka may or may NOT be the most appropriate response, I think we need to set up a policy committee to consider developing a policy that encapsulates...'

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