Calamity Camper Gifts

"The news: Nobody ran amok today."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Who can we call?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Campground Conductor

'What were you sent up for?'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Bear Recycling.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

"Ahoy!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Ants watching human invasion.

Mountain escalator.

"This article says to prepare for all types of weather at camp! Like it's going to snow in July!"

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

'SHOP!!!'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'George,you better get in here before someone gets hurt.'

'Shane! Shane! Come back! Shane...You forgot your phone charger!'