Battery Buffer Gifts

Batteries Not Included.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Toy Store/Battery Store

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'I never forget a face.'

"It's a plant based solution."

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

World Battery Change

Really big bang

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

Battery Chicken.

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"He's got a photographic memory."

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"My new phone battery requires me to carry a generator around. I may have back problems, but my phone never dies."

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Planning Department.

Memory School.

The Vicar in Customs

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."