Battery Buffer Pillows

Batteries Not Included.

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

"It's a plant based solution."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'I never forget a face.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

Really big bang

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Battery Chicken.

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

World Battery Change

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

"He's got a photographic memory."

'It's okay, John. Everyone's entire life fits on a microchip.'

'I've been treating you for months -- Has your memory shown ANY improvement?', 'Who wants to know?'

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"My new phone battery requires me to carry a generator around. I may have back problems, but my phone never dies."

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

Planning Department.

The Vicar in Customs

Memory School.

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

"My new favorite news station. . . non-stop, 24/7, 100% Trump-Free."