Comedy In Calamity Lover Gifts

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Ahoy!"

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

Drawing board disaster.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Helicopter attacked by birds.

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

'This is great! -- We've learned to talk the talk and walk the walk!'

"I think the flush is broken."

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

"Hygge for the end of the world"

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

Warning - Earthquake coming!

Golf Cart Punctures

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

"I Slipped."