Comic Calamity Lover Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Ahoy!"

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Drawing board disaster.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

Helicopter attacked by birds.

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."

Golf Cart Punctures