Comic Calamity Lover Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"Ahoy!"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Drawing board disaster.

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Helicopter attacked by birds.

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"Hygge for the end of the world"

Children and cat crashing on cart

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Golf Cart Punctures

"You're not exactly what I was looking for either."