Comedy In Calamity Lover Prints

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

A gift to complete the man cave.

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Ahoy!"

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Drawing board disaster.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Helicopter attacked by birds.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

"I think the flush is broken."

"Hygge for the end of the world"

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'

'This is great! -- We've learned to talk the talk and walk the walk!'

'Say, isn't that our goldfish?'

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

Warning - Earthquake coming!

Golf Cart Punctures

'You've been at this all day, dear -- why don't you give up and catch a rabbit or something?'

"It's Friday night. Should we doze, nap, or snooze?"