Comic Calamity Fan Prints

"Ahoy!"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Disaster in the kitchen.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'Holy shit!'

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

"... Till death us do part."

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'How's my son? He swallowed 50p?'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Children and cat crashing on cart

'I told you she is a bad cook - that's just defrosting the chips.'

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"My apologies, sir. Our chef forgot to take his beta-blocker."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

Slapstick

'It's easy to remember - if it's steam she's ironing and if it's thick black smoke she's cooking.'

'I can't stop, it's a stimulus package.'