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Veterinary Centre.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"It's the guy who discovered fire."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Keyboard in Heaven

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

"It's weeder's elbow."

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

A stone age tire swing

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Let go and let Gary."

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

What your acoustic guitar says about you

Merry Christmas

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

Waiting In Doctor's Office