Cage Chuckler Pillows

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Keyboard in Heaven

"It's weeder's elbow."

'You want a second opinion? -- Oh, a big shot, eh?'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'I wish you'd stay focused Simpson!'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

"I keep getting into a flap."

A stone age tire swing

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Have you tried hitting the rewind button?"

What your acoustic guitar says about you

Merry Christmas

"Let go and let Gary."

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

Waiting In Doctor's Office