Cafeteria Dining Gifts

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

'There's no mistake - the soup of the day is also Employee of the month!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Cafe Burns.

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

'Eating again. What's happened to your weight lifting?'

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

Biocafeteraologist

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."