Cad Enthusiast Gifts

'My computer is playing a cad and mouse game.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Meet the new factory manager.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Thank God It's Friday.

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Essex computer.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Moses and the bridge.

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Automation of Security

"Who's the new guy?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."