Cad Enthusiast Gifts

'My computer is playing a cad and mouse game.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Thank God It's Friday.

Crane fishing

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Moses and the bridge.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Never marry an engineer."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Automation of Security

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'