Buzzword Collector Gifts

'It has everything... I love it!'

'Don't you think we've got synergies?'

"Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am."

Psychobabble.

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

Blue Sky Thinking

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"You're fired."

"Bond James, Bond."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Final words on gravestones.

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Strategic Planning Magnetic Kit showing words such as 'increase,' 'global,' 'leading,' and 'profitable'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

'I'll give you this, Hargrove - Your report was a perfect blend of cliches, banalities and platitudes.'

"I have a yes man, a fist bump man, and a can-I-get-an-Amen man."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"Excellent report! Totally incomprehensible and confusing! Not one of our board members will understand a word! Absolutely perfect!"

Gads. I've forgotten today's buzzword.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."