Butter Enthusiast Gifts

"We met over the holidays."

"I gained a lot of weight when I stopped working in oil, and switched to butter!"

Butter Trap

Tills labelled 'regular', 'express', and 'why do you always forget the butter.'

"Before I pass judgement on you, I would like to see if butter really doesn't melt in your mouth."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

"Making instant butter."

"Man does not live by bread alone. Man has been eating a great deal of butter."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Baking

Doughboy Dad

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Honey Wallah

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Granny with balanced pie chart

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"