Butter Believer Gifts

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

"I'm headed for the artificial butters. You?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

Ray Charles

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"The chef recommends butter."

'Do I like butter? I AM BUTTER!'

"We met over the holidays."

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"Before I pass judgement on you, I would like to see if butter really doesn't melt in your mouth."

'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'