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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Any time is cake o'clock

Vegetarian Birds

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Somewhere in France

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Hairstyles

'How now, brown cow?'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?