Exclusive Butter Lover Gifts

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Any time is cake o'clock

Vegetarian Birds

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Somewhere in France

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Hairstyles

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Square layered cake

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.