Butter Artistry Enthusiast Gifts

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.