Butter Artistry Enthusiast Gifts

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Today's special... donuts.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"George often brings his work home with him."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

"That's your separation anxiety? When the oil separates in your all-natural peanut butter?"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.