Butter Sculptor Gifts

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Snow Crime

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

UFO and snowman

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Ice-Cube-IV

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.