Butter Sculptor Pillows

"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Frosting the Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Snow Crime

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

UFO and snowman

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

Ice-Cube-IV

Jack and the Snowman.