Butter Gifts

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

YOU ARE IN SPARTA!

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

The adoration of the gels.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Bad fake tan day.

Spa

'Steak Ted?'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Bad hair day!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

View to the Future

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.