Butter Aficionado Gifts

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

Butter Emails: Tastes Better Than Tyranny!

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Lactose Intolerant

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Flying sauces.

Bubble gum leaves

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'It's all homemade.'

Coffee shop

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Time is HONEY

Patissier

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."