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Butter Emails: Tastes Better Than Tyranny!

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'I always considered myself more of a butter-fly'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lactose Intolerant

"Too much sugar."

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Bubble gum leaves

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Flying sauces.

Cake Friday!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'It's all homemade.'

Coffee shop

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Patissier

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."