Butter Enthusiast Prints

"We met over the holidays."

"I gained a lot of weight when I stopped working in oil, and switched to butter!"

Butter Trap

Tills labelled 'regular', 'express', and 'why do you always forget the butter.'

"Before I pass judgement on you, I would like to see if butter really doesn't melt in your mouth."

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

"Making instant butter."

"Man does not live by bread alone. Man has been eating a great deal of butter."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

Honey Wallah

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baking

Doughboy Dad

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart