Business Conferences Gifts

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"Humiliating our employees is not generating enough revenue. It's time for a new policy."

"Tread carefully. He's not wearing his big-boy pants today."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Inclusive speech

Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

The interested bystanders.

"My report to the board was perfect. They did not understand a word of it and now think I'm smarter than them."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"