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"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"Humiliating our employees is not generating enough revenue. It's time for a new policy."

"Tread carefully. He's not wearing his big-boy pants today."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Bo're'droom

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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Lethal Presentation

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

The interested bystanders.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.