Bus Stop Humorist Gifts

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

The return of Miss Subways

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

Airbus

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Lucky car.

Lex Ave Express

No Hand Signals

Baggage Reclaim

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell. It's not in the pie or the baby's prunes - it's on 'Heartbreak Motel' Oh baby, so lonely...'

Fly having an idea.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Bus Stop Evolution

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'I don't like this. . .'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Fare Evader

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"