Bus Stop Humorist Pillows

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The return of Miss Subways

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

Airbus

No Hand Signals

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Lex Ave Express

Baggage Reclaim

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Lucky car.

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

Fly having an idea.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Bus Stop Evolution

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Fare Evader

'I don't like this. . .'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"