Bus Stop Satire Fan Gifts

"Hot enough for you?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Do not pass.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Octo-Bus.

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

Statue Selfie

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"Goddam Dogs."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

Uh Oh...

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Revealing Airport Security

The Privatization of the MTA.

"Forget about the Wizard, guys...these stores have everything!"

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'

Infographic depiction of how everything works.