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"Hot enough for you?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Do not pass.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

Octo-Bus.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"Goddam Dogs."

Statue Selfie

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

Uh Oh...

The Privatization of the MTA.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Revealing Airport Security

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'