Bureaucracy Dodger Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the creative spirit who loves to dodge bureaucracy? Our collection features humorous and clever items that playfully highlight resistance to red tape. Perfect for the innovative, free-thinking individual who appreciates humor and originality.

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'He's not philosophically opposed to war -- he just hates the paperwork.'

'He's not philosophically opposed to war -- he just hates the paperwork.' mockup

'He's not philosophically opposed to war -- he just hates the paperwork.'

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.' mockup

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

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Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

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Scapegoat of the Year

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'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!' mockup

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

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NHS targets.

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'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!' mockup

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

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Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats). mockup

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

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'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!' mockup

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

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MI5 Press Office

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"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'" mockup

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

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Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return. mockup

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

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"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040." mockup

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

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I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time. mockup

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

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Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about. mockup

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

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"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer." mockup

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."

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Auditor General.

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"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!" mockup

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

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Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff. mockup

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

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'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.' mockup

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

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"And you sign here..here...and here.." mockup

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

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'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.' mockup

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

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'You've over simplified the accident book.'

'You've over simplified the accident book.' mockup

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

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Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force. mockup

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

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'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.' mockup

'Do you want to see the folks from Prague all at once?' - 'No - separate Czechs, please.'

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'I need my lifestyle validated.'

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'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.' mockup

'I'm a little surprised you got planning permission.'

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"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director." mockup

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

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Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.' mockup

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card." mockup

"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."

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'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.' mockup

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

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"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending." mockup

"Mr. Estes is unavailable. He's still pending."

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'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!' mockup

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

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Bureaucracy Dodger Gifts Collection

Bureaucracy Dodger Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the cleverness of bureaucracy dodgers with witty designs and sharp humor.

Bureaucracy Dodger Pillows

Discover pillows with witty slogans and designs, adding humor and personality to any space.

Bureaucracy Dodger Prints

Browse prints that cleverly comment on bureaucracy, inspiring creativity and free spirit in any room.

Bureaucracy Dodger T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that showcase rebellious humor and creative defiance of red tape, perfect for making a statement.