Bullish Behavior Fan Gifts

'When Henry puts his mind to something there is no stopping him.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Museum of Bones

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

'What the hell

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Never seen a cow before?"

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"