Brazen Behavior Fan Gifts

Chutzpah, $1.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'What the hell

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"

Litterature

"Bourbon and toilet water for me, and bring a coke for the bitch."

Reptilian trauma.