Brazen Behavior Fan Prints

Chutzpah, $1.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Museum of Bones

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'What the hell

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Are you telling me this actually works?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Reptilian trauma.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Hey everybody! Larry's stuck!"

Litterature

"Bourbon and toilet water for me, and bring a coke for the bitch."