Budget Solutions Gifts

3-D TV kit.

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Smart card.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Economy.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

Economist!

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Realty. Remember

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Good news I'm ten percent under budget.'