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3-D TV kit.

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Smart card.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Economy.

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Surely you can manage on your salary!'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'Wow, my own desk!'

Economist!

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"What I want from you, is a big budget event with a low budget, budget."

'Good news I'm ten percent under budget.'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'